Current location: London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧
Time for Tea
It's all over (for now): 208 days, over 40,000 miles, 99 beds (+25 nights of overnight travel), 18 trains, 25 planes, 33 long-distance coaches and a never-ending list of boats, trams, buses, tubes and tuktuks.
Cows, curries and cremations: Indian Incidents #2
SPOILER ALERT: May include stories involving excrement and inopportune footwear choices.
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Tuktuks, temples and the Taj: Indian Incidents #1
Striving for the impossible: a brief attempt at condensing India into words and still images.
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I came. I saw. I ate.
The whistle-stop, gastronomically pleasing tour of South East Asia begins.
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Small Sausage in a Big Sausage
Six months in, Tai-wan more to go and the puns are just getting more desperate.
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Cor!-ea
Which, if the Japanese hadn’t decided they wanted to come first in the alphabet, would actually have been the correct spelling.
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Thank you very mochi, Japan!
AWFUL PUN WARNING: Udon know how matcha I will miso you. It's going to be so hard to gyo-za, I'll try really hard not to lose my tempura...
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Kiwi Kapers: Part II
Proving that 11,500 miles is not enough to get in the way of a good old mucktoddle.
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Kiwi Kapers: Part I
Proving that 11,500 miles is not enough to get in the way of sibling rivalry.
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Shopping for a Shiver of Sharks
The moment you realise your life has reached new levels of ridiculous: taking a holiday from a holiday.
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¡Hasta luego, South America!
tldr; 11 weeks: 17 boats, 6 planes, 1 train, 13 long-distance buses, over 13,750 miles travelled, 491 miles walked, 153 miles cycled and 1 guinea pig.
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Living the dream?
If you dream about long-distance buses and spending your evenings banging on the door of the laundry in pursuit of your underwear.
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Amazon Prime-ates
Life lesson #17: If you continuously throw, bounce and swing your stomach through the Peruvian sky and then feed it guinea pig, alpaca and llama, you're going to get sick. You'll have fun though...
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Bye bye Bolivia: bikes, buses and BBQs
Why my stomach won't be swiping right for Bolivia: the censored edition.
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Mountains: Sickness, Commuting & Jumping Off.
A beginners guide to negotiating altitude.
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Falling asleep on the night bus and ending up on Mars...
Or, how to survive 24 hours on a bus with no toilet, no air conditioning and no personal space.
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Food, fires & funiculars
It's taken two posts to get here, but here it is: the food edition.
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And the adventure begins...
A week in and it's fair to say that Chile has anything but lived up to its name.
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TM Travels
Well, here we go again. See you later Inglaterra. Hola Chile!